FAZIO FARMS CX p/b Ironclad – SEPT 29th, 2012

HOORAY! SAY IT WITH US!

UPDATE: SEPT 23 – FULL PICTURE GALLERY OF COURSE FEATURES AND ASININE BEHAVIOR HERE.

September 29th is fast approaching. Steel yourself against the mighty farm and be prepared to race!

We are working hard on the course, filling Fazio Farms with some intricate, weird shit. It’s like if King Crimson designed a CX course. Just goofy. Maybe not as nerdy as Adrian Belew,  but pretty goofy nonetheless. It’s mostly flattish, with two significant features so far, a climb and a run up. It has lots of fast flat field sections as well. Who knows, Trevorcakes eats enough goofballs he might throw a few more surprises in there but right now the course is shaping up to be…..innovative. It will challenge all class of rider.

We’ll have some kegs of Tecate on hand for your enjoyment. Usual stuff too, please. No pissing outside of the porto’s. Clean up your mess. Leave no trace. Be nice as we are the guests of Fazio Farms and the Fazio family, who are making their first foray into using their land for a race.

Yes, we know we left off Kiddie Cross.

Also, parking is exceptionally limited, so since the course is so close just ride your bike, you silly goose. It’s just like riding to PIR. We will have a team tent alley so for you teams, as well as for everybody please please please please try to carpool in your van, bus, limousine, helicopter, AT-AT Walker, whatever.

You can register for the event RIGHT HERE.

You can swing by OBRA to see all the Fazio info.

fazio farms cx final flier

Now, here’s a video of the course recon

11 Responses to “FAZIO FARMS CX p/b Ironclad – SEPT 29th, 2012”

  1. Matt July 16, 2010 at 8:36 AM # Reply

    Hey Dave. Question for you on the criterium? Is there any cash primes? Also, do you know what the payout is going to be and how deep? Thanx. Matt

  2. Flo July 23, 2010 at 3:12 PM # Reply

    “Four girls enter, two girls leave”, eh?
    People should adopt nicknames like in roller derby.

  3. Big Dumb Rider August 12, 2010 at 2:02 PM # Reply

    I vote for a cargo bike class next year. My Big Dummy and I will be there with racing slicks on.

  4. Andrew Kreps July 7, 2011 at 12:58 PM # Reply

    Well, it looks like I didn’t get my wish.

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