Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team
This is the official home page of the Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team.
This is the official home page of the Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team.
Name: Walter Payton
Age: 15
Category: Ford
Years on Ironclad: 1st year!
Star Sign: Unsure
2012 Race Goals: Not throw a rod
Racing Bicycle: They're all usually on top of me
City Bicycle: Those are usually leaned up against me
Favorite pre-race meal: Some 5W, maybe a little tranny fluid
Favorite Band: Strapping Young Lad
Favorite Album: On the Road Again - Willy Nelson
I want to be a ______team van______ when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove: whichever one is on the hand that's holding my hoses.
Favorite Ironclad teammate: Whichever one doesn't fart incessantly in me
Favorite OBRA race: The ones that don't have ice, and maybe a little sunshine.
Toppings on your pizza: motor oil, unleaded gasoline
Favorite Bacon: cooked on my head gasket
Favorite Portland Food Cart: whichever one I sneak on to my tow hitch and steal.
I'm on this team because: They paid money to get me here
If I could change one thing about myself it would be ______nothing! I rule!_______
As soon as I'm done with a tough training ride I _____unload a bunch of jerks and unwind.______________