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Walter Payton

Name:  Walter Payton
Age: 15
Category: Ford
Years on Ironclad: 1st year!
Star Sign: Unsure
2012 Race Goals: Not throw a rod
Racing Bicycle: They're all usually on top of me
City Bicycle: Those are usually leaned up against me
Favorite pre-race meal:  Some 5W, maybe a little tranny fluid
Favorite Band: Strapping Young Lad
Favorite Album: On the Road Again - Willy Nelson
I want to be a ______team van______ when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove:  whichever one is on the hand that's holding my hoses.
Favorite Ironclad teammate: Whichever one doesn't fart incessantly in me
Favorite OBRA race: The ones that don't have ice, and maybe a little sunshine.
Toppings on your pizza: motor oil, unleaded gasoline
Favorite Bacon: cooked on my head gasket
Favorite Portland Food Cart: whichever one I sneak on to my tow hitch and steal.
I'm on this team because:  They paid money to get me here
If I could change one thing about myself it would be ______nothing! I rule!_______
As soon as I'm done with a tough training ride I _____unload a bunch of jerks and unwind.______________

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