Name: James
Age: 21
Category: 4
Years on Ironclad: This is the first
Star Sign: The Elder Sign
2012 Race Goals: Wait, we race? Shit.
Racing Bicycle: Cannondale CAAD9
City Bicycle: Something cheap, and hopefully not too crappy.
Favorite pre-race meal: The hopes and dreams of my competitors
Favorite Band: Opeth
Favorite Album: Ghost Reveries
I want to be an archaeologist when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove: Little known fact: the Mach 5 actually makes you go faster.
Favorite Ironclad teammate: Whoever has a dog is cool with me.
Favorite OBRA race: They all hurt just as much, so I hate them all the same.
Toppings on your pizza: Another pizza.
Favorite Bacon: As I always say, “the younger the better”.
Favorite Portland Food Cart: Portland Soup Company’s mac n’ cheese is so good, and diarrhea only comes half the time.
I’m on this team because I needed to give the pro peloton a break. The UCI asked me to sit out a season or two to let the other guys have a chance.
As soon as I’m done with a tough training ride I slaughter a goat for that delicious, delicious blood.