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Brooce the Dog

Name: Sophia “Brooce” Clark-Sanders
Age: 54
Category: DOG
Years on Ironclad: 42
Star Sign: Libra
2012 Race Goals: Steal artisan bread from skinny racers
Racing Bicycle: wolfpack trailer
City Bicycle: wolfpack trailer
Favorite pre-race meal: Colonel Sanders’ Chicken
Favorite Band: Ossuary
Favorite Album: Over Her Dead Body
I want to be cloned when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove: TUNDRA!
Favorite Ironclad teammate: Walter
Favorite OBRA race: Kruger
Toppings on your pizza: SNAUSAGE!
Favorite Bacon: The kind in a turboducken
Favorite Portland Food Cart: WAGSY HOT BEEF!!
I’m on this team because: You have the smelliest socks and I steal your high-calorie food after you pass out
If I could change one thing about myself I would be less black.  I hate the sun.
As soon as I’m done with a tough training ride I SNOOOZE!

Reader's Comments

  1. Steph | February 6th, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    I love cuddly, shoe misplacing BROOOOOOOOCE!!!!

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