Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team
This is the official home page of the Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team.
This is the official home page of the Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team.
Name: Sophia “Brooce” Clark-Sanders
Age: 54
Category: DOG
Years on Ironclad: 42
Star Sign: Libra
2012 Race Goals: Steal artisan bread from skinny racers
Racing Bicycle: wolfpack trailer
City Bicycle: wolfpack trailer
Favorite pre-race meal: Colonel Sanders’ Chicken
Favorite Band: Ossuary
Favorite Album: Over Her Dead Body
I want to be cloned when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove: TUNDRA!
Favorite Ironclad teammate: Walter
Favorite OBRA race: Kruger
Toppings on your pizza: SNAUSAGE!
Favorite Bacon: The kind in a turboducken
Favorite Portland Food Cart: WAGSY HOT BEEF!!
I’m on this team because: You have the smelliest socks and I steal your high-calorie food after you pass out
If I could change one thing about myself I would be less black. I hate the sun.
As soon as I’m done with a tough training ride I SNOOOZE!
I love cuddly, shoe misplacing BROOOOOOOOCE!!!!