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Anna Grace Christiansen

Name: Anna Grace Christiansen
Age:26
Category:2
Years on Ironclad:head first into 3rd road season!
Star Sign: RAWR! SUPERstar, actually I am a leo.
2012 Race Goals: destroy everything with cladies.
Racing Bicycle: all of my bicycles have been known to race, Veloforma is the most serious of the bunch!
City Bicycle: wixie the fixie
Favorite pre-race meal: a million egg sandwiches
Favorite Band: magic castles
Favorite Album: Howard the shitty red goat
I want to be an EXPERT when I grow up
Favorite Ironclad glove: hi viz b/c they're so fly

Favorite Ironclad teammate: i choose ALL! Crawfy for making dreams come true in the 80s, Brody for his creations, Sanders for morning jams, Kira for calm and wonder, Lanabear for her ass, Fuz for his insane dance moves and his love of the ladies, Anona for her animation, Brie for her birthing sounds, Steph for her calves and being amazing, Kmac for her insane intelligence, Drew for being a dick (and always smiling!), Chelsea for the sex toys, Tabor Dave for that funny troll face he makes when he's drunk, Robbie for making everyone feel bad about themselves on hills, the Viking for his hair that doubles as a safety rope in a tight situation, Pinko for looking stellar in lady jackets, Joe Martin for not even being on our team, Clarkattack for her mad fashions, VC for all the things that she says and judges and her wonderful almost-finished projects and unwavering kindness, Koller for the words he uses sparingly, Alana for her thoughtfulness, Captain for most everything (especially his metal voice and all the shit he does for us), Eva for spreadsheets and skillz, Sharon for always making me think harder, Cristina for breaking that toilet, Justine for diving right into ladies night, Barker for his volume and enthusiasm,  Howard for being the best goat ever, Levo for commentary on life, MK for being a bad ass and really smart and pretty, Alex for breaking all the limits, Johannes for lending me his drill for months and months, Ryan for the food he loves to grow and make, Ditto for her attitude, Dizzy for always being so kind and being the most quiet, Joe for his calm in a crazy situation, James Ramey because I can see his ass through his shorts,  Bakker for being Dutch, Ben for his curls, Joel for his inspirational anecdotes and spinny legs, Shaun for that time he sang karaoke, and Trevorcakes for his great spirit and geekiness!  EVERYONE is my favorite

Favorite OBRA race: oh geez, Mt Hood and the Franz Bakery Crit
Toppings on your pizza: root vegetables in the winter - basil always!
Favorite Bacon: almost crispy, peppered
Favorite Portland Food Cart: pyro pizza
I'm on this team because: everyone is so pretty!
If I could change one thing about myself it would be...I would never get sick
As soon as I'm done with a tough training ride I jump on something.

Reader's Comments

  1. Mom | May 1st, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    I like the forensic pathologist part, and the fun part and the cute boy
    part

    Love
    Mom

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