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Krueger’s Kermesse was a lot of fun, and a couple of us went out to take on the farm action. And lo, our dear Stephanie Croy came home with the big win in the MST 35+ field, setting the tone for the upcoming cross season. Nice work Steph! Koller, Dave, Willis, and Barker all raced too.
Croy slaying things
Another season of PIR is in the books. Mondays, with it’s whining old men and hot young women concluded this week as did the Tuesday world championships. Rob Thompson secured final victory on the night, as well as the monthly overall for Tuesday. We also had our team photo snapped that night, courtesy of Catherine Cooper.
Afterward, we retired to HQ for a fire and about 14 metric tons of teriyaki pork ribs. We slept like a pile of gerbils in the back yard after eating and downing a few hundred cans of shitty beer.
Sadly, on Monday, our new recruit Erik Bakker took a digger due some just flat out piss poor riding by rider-that-shall-remain-nameless-but-you-know-who-you-are and ended up with a laundry list of typical cyclist injuries, but in greater numbers. After being hooked up to the diagnostic machine at the local Jiffy Lube, body mechanics discovered 7 broken ribs, a collarbone shatter in 3 places (requiring 9 pins and a plate) and a skinned hand. But, being Dutch, he’s maintaining a good attitude and was released from hospital just the other day. This wasn’t the announcement picture we were hoping for, but here he is in all his glory.
stoned and broken but smiling
And on that note, we’ll be announcing some other new riders for both men’s and women’s team soon. Our hiring for 2012 is going well and we plan on being on coming out of the gate strong when road season comes back around.
Some of us are into Cyclocross, and the wolf suit will be out and about. Others among us are sickened by the idea of it and will fade away to prepare for road 2012. We shall see. We’ll certainly try a few hand downs for you this year, and of course our usual suspects will be out breaking legs and hearts. The rest of us just want to fall down drunkenly in the mud with a valid excuse.
Alright, gotta clean up more dust and broken glass around here.