Short Trackin’ Whip Crackin’ Body Stackin’

Something like that.

We raced in the dirt exclusively yesterday, with no one on the road. That is indeed a first in our 4 year history. Amazing. It’s that time of year though, isn’t it? Those of you reading this that have put in a lot of races so far, and know how many races are still ahead of us, have that “not so fresh feeling” in your legs. We know your pain, and invite you to take a break. Have a cigar, you’re gonna go far.

Did you know we’re putting on our own races in 2 weeks? Hot damn, that’s right. Check out all the info right HERE. Don’t mess about young lad! Sign up now and save money. We’ll have lots of cool things to give away and for you to win. Cash, prizes, donkeys, llamas, handguns, and drugs. You can’t lose.

image courtesy Joe Martin and The One Second