Bananas, Keg Stands, And, This One Time, At Team Camp….

The mighty Banana Belt is upon us once again. Early weather forecasts look to foretell what we’ve come to expect for this series. Probably wet and kinda cold. Hopefully we can avoid the race-canceling snows of last year, as seen here.

We’ll be splitting the squad this weekend, with those of us who are going well right now racing the Banana Belt series, so look for us in the mens and womens 4, and mens and womens 3, and the rest of us will be off to a secret location to attend the Ironclad Training Camp, a mixture of speaking in tongues, snake handling, bomb making, and bike riding. There may or may not be some beer intake there, but you know we’re so incredibly serious about our racing, we’ll be weighing our MGD 64. Or not. We expect the bomb making to end up something like this, with adoring chicks and all:

Chicks go for the bomb diggity

For all of you racing, we wish you good luck. For all of you east of the Cascades, we also wish you good luck and advise you to stay off the roads and to double lock your booze.