Ironclad Junior Development Team and Breeding Program

We’ve taken our innate mastery of simple biology and have begun breeding a super army of bike racers. We might be flabby sloppy riders that drink too much and train too little now, but in 15 years we’ll be sitting back watching our near robotic like offspring crushing the skulls of our foes.

We would imagine that if you have gazed upon this warrior and are still reading these words, that you are now trembling head to toe with primal fear. A mechanized division of sprinter/climber/ninja/cannibals will soon be unleashed on the world.

Be afraid.

They look like cute, nice little kids.

But they’re going to be stone cold killers on the bike.