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“3rd Date, No Tail”, or, “No Means Harder”

Damn, woman. How come we’re the only ones putting out? When you gonna give it up to us?

We sent a bevy of orangemen (and a woman) on blind dates last night in the hopes that we’d get a little. Ol Bickle gave us the best result with a 2nd place, and the rest of us just spent money and got ridiculed. But, being the hapless dipshits we are, it all seemed about right. Maybe next week we’ll finally get laid.

No images of note were taken, so we leave you – like us – cuckhold.

. 08 Oct 09 | Uncategorized

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